life as a to-do list July 5, 2009
Posted by meehoon in life.Tags: sex, to-do list, cheating, breast milk, save the planet, break up, x-ray, books, valentine day, bath, fat slim
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IMAGINE…
just imagine~
life as a book filled with to-do list….
blank!!
well…there is sure a lot of things to do!! i mean…how many ticks you can get in your life??? and leave how many things in blank?
like this???!!
well…for me…to live a life…is to live with passion…to do what we wants, so that, one day, when we write our own dictionary of success….there will be no REGRET…
REGRET
profound right?
like looking back to our age at 18 years old…FLASH…FLASH FLASH…BACK BACk~ BAck~Back~back….
=)
DATE SET UP!!
flipping back my book to page 18, when i was 18 years old…there is no picture of me…and all the things to do are left untouched!
speaking of this, have you ever being set up for a date before? or you were setting up your friend for a date? hrmph~ well i got this rumour…RUMOUR oo~ people….that ONE OUR FRIEND…is being set up for a date…with a girl…
REMEMBER IT IS A RUMOUR~ lolz…
can’t deny that i am a little bit envious when i heard of this, amused as well…this is something that is so OLD SCHOOL….until it is ALMOST SO NEW to us in this century…i mean, is this the NEW 18 years olds trick??
well….he was sorta supposed to be with his friends for a so-called gathering BUT unknown to him…they left one by one until he was alone with that gal…lalala~ i guess that is what 18 years old is doing nowadays? haha~
*
i should get myself a camera, i miss a lot of moments…and i have to steal pics to put in my blog…how pathetic is that??
ok, this is something i think everyone should do…for at least once in their life~
1. to insert enema on someone’s butt for his/her birthday celebration
2. to wear a dress to a formal event as a guy
3. to do a bungee jump…anywhere~
and not end up like this~
4. to watch Formula 1 live….anywhere~
gogogo!!!
5. go for olympic and world cup opening and closing ceremonies
6. learn how to fly a simple aircraft?
7. play in the rain in the mud…naked…lolz…
ya~ muz be naked!
8. shave all your hair…every where…and get a tattoo to mark it
9. dive naked and drown and got saved by a bikini babe/babes (for guys)
10. wear a paper clothes n nothing else beneath to shop…
11. get into a fight in public and break a bone
12. cook for your loved one…or loved ones…if u have many…=p
13. kiss someone of the same sex if you are heterosexual or kiss someone of the opposite sex if you are homosexual
lolz!! so geeky!! medical students...
14. to cry out hard and live better after you break up
15. have a blind date!!!
16. date someone older…i mean…really old…at least like 10 years older
17. skydiving!!
18. have an interracial relationship/ sex/ orgy/ whateva !!
19. plant a tree~ for the world and yourself– save the planet people!!
20. cheat on your best friend and date his/her girlfriend/boyfriend
lolz!!
21. shout that you still drink breast milk in public
22. party/celebrate wildly in front of the supporters of the losing team!!
23. visit a psychologist (a sexy one) and date him/her, don’t you think psychologist is SEXY?
24. don’t bath for a week!!! eeewwweeee…
25. steal something…ya…i mean sure!!! DON’T pay for it…and YES!!! DON’T GET CAUGHT!!!
26. get fat!!! REAL FAT and SLIM DOWN…
27. date someone you really really hate and break up with him/her ok~ since loongy said that i am going to change it to FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR ENEMY AND DUNNO WHAT TO DO!! DILEMMA…and feel helpless about it…then hate yourself…
28. acted in a movie!!!!! OMG~ this is surely a must!!!
29. have sex in public~ lolz…naughty
30. say I LOVE YOU and mean it…
hahaha!!! mean it #@%^$
31. plant the flowers you wanna give it to her on valentines’ day…OH~ save a lot mannn!!!
32. write a postcard and send it back from somewhere very very very far…
33. burns all the books you have ever read…
34. sing in a concert!!!
35. make a list like this and laugh at yourselves!
more to come…
i dare you!!!!
what a surprise –> analogy July 2, 2009
Posted by meehoon in life.Tags: genting highland, neck pain, shit and crap
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i can safely say that today’s topic has nothing to do with the following content.
well, i often start my post by writing a title then build on it….like a builder laying out bricks and cement without looking at the drawing of the architect…but only based on what the future building might be called…WAIT…after i build it…then i might change the name accordingly as well…
so, very often you will see my post with an inappropriately named title…but…who care!?
here is a very sad story,
once upon a time, there was a little dark fella who dreamed all the dreams but talked full of shit…he will tell people he saw stories and stories…but all were a little bit to sore…for the ear to bear with it…then he resorted to write about it…a lot of people was excited about it…but they still need to suffer through all his shit…now like a great wall of words in every page of the book…because they don’t have camera in that era…
i am that guy in 21st century, and i don’t have camera, and i have more shit…=D
who is the sad person? YOU…because you need to eat through all these shit to know what were i eating…eeewwweeee~
i am so sorry you guys really have to explore my shit…i am currently having neck pain…after that night in genting highland celebrating sheekiang’s birthday…
it is like this!
and now you have to see my shitty drawing
of itchy saturday in medical life June 20, 2009
Posted by meehoon in life, reviews.Tags: dome cafe, gold tie, medical life, midvalley, saturday, toilet, topman
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it is officially a I HATE BUTTON ZIP day…it makes you, whose bladder is distended…searching to your right, and look to your left…frantically searching for this sign…GENTS…
yeah...like you can when your bladder is full...
first drop of the urine came out already!! GOSH!!! i’m not having overflow incontinence gua??!!
alas you found it!! get inside…HELL!! is it passing urine hour??!! all urinary bowl is occupied! = =|||…
sweating…sympathetic NERVOUS system was activated 15mins ago…
URGH!! why don’t these people flush away their shit?!!! you get in to the No3 cubicle…OOO~ don’t come out yet!!! don’t don’t…the urine was like ladies waiting in front of 70% STOCK CLEARENCE SALE in front of VINCCI…urging me…
BUT WAIT!!! i was wearing a short with BUTTON ZIP!!! hell… = =”’____
BUT BUT BUT….ahhh~ i am fast…today…phew~
*
LESSON OF THE DAY:
“still thinking of buying more shorts or pants or jeans with button zip?? THINK again dear….”
*
well, today was saturday butt itchy day…you just manage to wake up 15mins just before you can sing GOOD MORNING KUALA LUMPUR(BALTIMORE)!!! and shake your butt….for whatever reasons that made me sleep till this late…i don’t care…like i will…i deserve the sleep…=D
yesterday was madlife friday night booze night…
what happen when your butt is itchy?? you can’t sit properly…scratching it didn’t seem to relieve it…it seemed like psychological…you bathed…and it was still ITCHY…then you told yourself…i am going out la…MIRACLE!!! not that itchy anymore!!
then miracle leads to another miracle!!
wonderful day….
everything seems so nice!!
old haggard old uncle with i-have-no-time-to-shave-la beard was smilling at you with as-you-can-see-i-don’t-have-time-to-brush-teeth-also-lar set of teeth….HAPPY =)
every girl was wearing lesser…
every aunty and grandma looked 50 years younger…
and ugly men were still UGLY…
GAYs were STILL GAY…
ooo~ and most importantly…my butt was not itchy anymore!!!!
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here is the thing…you will also see the most wonderful thing in the world….4WORDS…SALE!!!!
and all those whatever prefixes in front of this symbol — %
then you will certainly make sure that you are not dreaming…because you were taking alcohol last night…then you try this…almost certainly work!!
—-DEAR—- you saw a GOLDEN SLIM TIE…
gold!!!
—-OMG—- you saw a vintage T shirt with a reprinted design…
i have no idea what this print means...
then you PAID the cashier…ooo~ it was so comforting…you know that you are not dreaming…because you feel a sense of guilt beneath that awesome feeling of happiness and joyfulness with a tingling bit of pain in the wallet aftertaste…
<<<<<<<YOU ARE DEFITNITELY NOT DREAMING THEN….=)) wahaha….>>>>>>>
and more %%%%%%% greeted you and more and more $$$$$$$$$$ say goodbyes….
BUT you are GLOWING…
*REST* you need some rest!! – - —> ooo~ DOME is the place….
ordered carrot cake. WHY? because you want to clease you soul, as you have taken a fairly awful carrot cake at delicious..thinking back…ewewwww~
ordered afogatto. WHY? espresso with a scoop of vanilla is a MUST TRY…
=fellow readers=
you must be thinking….why no pic of the FOOD?? because i don’t have nice camera…you can buy me one if you want…BUT even if i have a good camera, i am afraid i will not be able to take a good pic of the foods!!! which you can only GO AND TASTE IT YOURSELVES!!!
wink wink wink!!! and you know it was a lucky day because the first metered cab you fetched agreed to take you back and actually charged you by meter…well, it is fairly hard to get one back to hostel from midvalley you know?!
=p
Diagnosing Life June 18, 2009
Posted by meehoon in life, questions.Tags: diagnosing life, medical life
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Well, I have pressed CTRL+A and DELETE for 2 times now. The first time, I managed into the 3rd paragraph. The 2nd time, 2nd paragraph. Thinking of how to make this less philosophical.
and this is the 3rd time…last i wrote until i almost finished the whole post. But i figured i have neslo ice just now. I can afford some late night sleep!
the 4th time…haha…call me anything you want to…
entering medical school in year 2006…we are now 4th year medical students…let me bring you guys back…
you gals defitnitely look younger now...=p
be red and cheerful
oo…you look like a piece of shit! and the guy beside you is the asshole…and haha…that’s the dung that bloody mouth ate…you guys are a cycle!! — of course i never think of any of this…but here are are now…coursemate…bad smelly fat short…we will be together for 5 years…and if luck is not on my side…another 2 years of housemanship…i hope my luck is not that bad until it extend to MO…finger crossing…*praying hard* ya praying everytime before the list of group comes out…
haha~
there we are…wearing oddly…smiling crookedly…staring to know each other…and here go stories…some are attached…then some broke up…ouww…then rumours were flying…
holding hand??!!who who who???
and hey! they are together…intracourse relationship…and ah….it was obvious…they broke up…and there were the so-called curse of medical school intracourse relationship…haha~
i love you, DUDE = =''
then ya…personality-wise…we have our own group of friends…and go for vacation…to each other’s hometown…
in penang
in kedah
but sometimes…occasionally will be together…
mooncake festival
and then pooof!! clinical year…tg karang wonderous time…couldn’t understand those that don’t enjoy it…there is really something wrong with those people…like clinical life too much and tg karang is not offereing them that?? probably…nah…hate talking about those people…but tgkarang is so nice that we revisited it…
going to the sea!!
to some randon place...
meeting new people..and my own group some weekend random boozing time…how much fun…
hongkong friend coming over...and booze
how many good lives you have lived??
but how many good probable good lives you have left behind??
you never touch your piano/violin for a year now?? alwats stuck with the same page of novel for 2 years now??
burning midnight oil...=D
looking at your phonebook…thinking hey, how long i have never contacted this guy? or this girl? will he still remember me? how is he doing? going back to your own school? but how long you never go back d??
how often you call you family??
do you know which year your sister is in?? i suck as a bro…
and how often you are reading my post and have some random laugh?? and how often you are sitting up late at night thinking back? like what i am doing now….except that i wrote in down…
we learn…we diagnose…we treat…how often we disgnose ourselves??
i haven’t think of any title yet June 3, 2009
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OKAY…first..I would like to welcome Uncle Lim, SzeWern’s daddy for viewing this blog…(phew…i hope i didn’t write anything too bad about his daughter)
It has been so long I haven update anything here…so I would just like to review what have we all done so far…
So far, 4th year posting can be summarized as depressive…
In orthopaedics…you see WHITE bone…white is dull…
In paediatrics…you see CHILDREN…children is…*i’m speechless*
In opthalmology…people can’t see…(5 human senses -1 =4)
In ENT…people can’t hear… (remaining 4 -1 = 3 human senses)
In anaesthesiology…you realize that it is just too unbearable…so you sedate yourself…
In psychiatry…you still need my elaboration? you are admitted as patient…
so…what can we do so far??
and our juniors are just a sore to the eyes…a metastasized tumor or the already painful sight…
maybe we behaved just the same…but haih…quote from wanchen’s facebook shoutout which she smartly quoted from a bookmark written with – add life to your life and not years…smart right??
but how many of us is actually doing this?
BOOKS and BOOKs and BOOks and BOoks and Books and books and so on…for all I know now is I am stacking LANGE physio and LANGE pharmacology together to do my routine push up…and all other medical books I bought to lengthen my bed so i can put extra pillow on it…
So herego my random rants…BORING RIGHT??
ya…one thing…i got to know that my neighbour which was my schoolmate which we played few time basketball together…happen to be shot dead when he robbed a bank the other day…
OMG…this is sugarhoneymedicine!! it should be HAPPY AND STUPID…i think I am rather hardworking in this 4th year…so I matured a bit…so I don’t talk nonsense anymore…so expect a rather mature YICHUAN in tomorrow…for I am MADtured now…lolz…
ok..so u see…nothing funny today right….shoot…i am dead meat…i should go see a shrink…i am losing mys-el-f…loosely..tmd…mfsob…()*&@#$%^&*
Sze Wern –> Fac Queen May 16, 2009
Posted by meehoon in introduction, jokes.Tags: beer, bond girls, langkawi, lim sze wern, skytrex
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All set for a BOOOOrrrring post…
You all know why I have not been updating SHM for some time?? it is because I’ve decided to write about LIM SZE WERN…BUT unfortunately me or fortunately her…there is nothing much to write about her…and thus PITY her…
The first day she rested her first step in UKM…the sky became dark…and the clouds gathered in front of the sun…a pseudo-eclipse…then with the winds blowing and the trees swaying…flapping the leaves, giving the impression that the nature was clapping to welcome her….and all the dried leaves on the land being blowed, rising midway into the sky, forming kinda standing ovation sight…
At that very moment, the clouds give way to a stream or light…shining upon her…all the way to registration counter…and that moment…all the rose petals formed a red carpet leading her…i wonder how long that moment last…but it seemed like we just had some minor brain damage, being deprived of oxygen after holding our breath looking at her and tried to make a illusion of her froom her fading shadow…
i’m sorry…
if that is not enough…i’ve tried my best szewern…
but she is our fac Queen…
you see that SHE IS SHINING!!??
she deserves some compliments…
~
but if I were to sing praises of her in this whole post..it will not be fair for other female colleagues right??
but well, she is not all too sweet girl type actually…can’t deny it may be partly due to some corruption of mind by her evil-sampatness-filled Jean roomie…=p
I remember…she was just like suyan when she is drunk!! i mean the face only la…
Yeap! You heard me CORRECTLY…she was basically talking some silly stuff when she was drunk in Langkawi…after having a bottle of beer…
her face…erythematous…her eyes couldn’t focus…and she started talking openly…lying on the bed with the leg still folded in front of her…hugging a pillow…the guys were anticipating her next topic as she became more and more daring and keen to talk…BUT there came an evil fella…her side kick…suyan Sayap! “shh!! shhhh!!! szewern you don’t know what are you talking right now!! shhh!!”
runining the situation….ish!!
BUT…haha!! in a rather lucky situation…I CAUGHT HER HOLDING something like this!!! NAH!!! GOTCHA!! naughty naughty ah limszewern…what were you girls doing ah??!!
SHE is HOLDING a ??? ???
These are just some rare moment of LIM SZE WERN! How much do we really know about her true self other than…
1. Damn daring in talking “SomEthinX” after drunk
2. Naughty in front of her girl bunch
WHAT else??
She doen’t MSN…she rarely Facebook…SO i GOOGLED her!!
1. Lim Sze Wern…A1110xx..merit 77.5
2. Holding several posts in AMSA and other programmes
3. Bought her current Myvi plate number for RM400
4. Name appeared in a blog….apparently she was always with the so-called “cool gang” back in secondary school…
5. in another blog…it shows pics of her when she was in secondary school….in jolene’s blog…you know who right szewern?
Other than that…total mystery…
YOU better tell us who you are now LIM SZE WERN!! I know Bond girls are all pretty pretty and evil one!!
but you are too coward la…Skytrex also chicken-ed out…tsk tsk…
THIS IS SOME RARE MOMENT ALSO…SZEWERN SIMULATING BO-ing
Bowel Opening....3...2...1...pooo~
SuYan –> marshmallow April 26, 2009
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Well, ah ha!!! YOU feel that??!! You feel that??!! YOU FEEL THAT??!!!! woo~wooo~WOOO~~
Close your eyes…ok…read these few lines before you do it…You will close your eyes…and imagine…YES, suyan is so nervous right now…she don’t know what I will write in this post…her face…is plethoric…pumped with hot pulsing blood…imagine that….and imagine that your face is just centimetres away from hers…you could feel the pulsation transmitting through the air between you both…IT IS THAT INTENSE now…
and I am getting really excited now…CAN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW??
if you saw her face like that…she will wave it off saying she has thin skin…*laugh* lolz…
now she will frantically scroll down to see what kind of pictures I will upload later…OR she would have already done that!! YES, she would…and now IF SzeWern is reading this, she will nod…unconsciously…and WOW…SuYan reads this!! She will say ” SzeWern, you better don’t!!”
BUT she just did…haha~ OMG…
Well, ladies and gentlemen~ That is YapSuYan…calling herself iheartmarshmallow in sugar.honey.medicine….because her name she intended to put is taken…lolz!!
~
Should I sing praises about her? Please don’t nod SuYan…I can’t see it…and please don’t engorge your face like a genital will when excited…but aren’t you are feeling excited now? nervous?? haha…Sorry about the medical ANALogy…bad bad medical student syndrome…my bad…my bad…
You guys laughing out there…MUST protect me if SuYan is within 10metres from me…she would kill me with a sniper if she can now…
OK, before I launch a series of attack on her…I would like to thank her for driving me to MamaMia! la…then sorry, i still owe you a McFlurry…
THAT IS IT!!
When she knows I am writing this…SURPRISED!!
slurrp~prise suyan...it is you this time!!
well…i can’t find any pic of her in red steamy face…sad…=’((
the hmph-luckily-you-din-find-any-ugly-pic-of-mine face
OKOK….sooooo sooooooory…
all and all….she is a nice gal…real nice one…that try hard to speak good mandarin…laughed at my contonese…bad hokkien…adn weird threshold to laugh at a joke…and bad/weird sense/crappy sense of humor…her jokes…i gotta tell you, can kill a thousand of crows…
and make you freeze till you have urinary retention…
Yi Chuan –> meehoon April 23, 2009
Posted by meehoon in jokes, life.Tags: afghan girl, facebook, mamamia, miang, O'briens, penang, sexual abuse, the star
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Yes, it is Yi Chuan…Last post we have introduced SoonHooi or rather laughed at him, taking advantage that he is now recuperating from his Lasik surgery…and he will not be looking at computer screen for few weeks…
haha~
okie, yichuan is a guy from Penang. Loyal Penangite Penang Knight!!! He is not so approachable, or rather, not that friendly on first impression. Declared that he is not a gentleman. Likes wine, beer and guiness draught beer…wah~
= = “
Okay~ describing myself is a hard job. You know why I am writing about myself today? I once said, I want to find someone beautiful that understand what I am thinking so I don’t need to talk so much. I found it just now. I found him when I was standing in front of the M-I-R-R-O-R…mirror…haha…yala~ I am a narcissist…woohoo~
That is why I am describing myself instead of letting other people describing mee…haha…
But I don’t think you guys wanna know mee too deep right? Who are you all? FRIEND?? OMG….don’t be naive~ better know mee less, I am a A$$H0l#….zzzz…
anyway, I am in EAMSC OC…after I have successfully appealed to stay inside…I can focus more on it. THEN~ I came to know that I AM SO FAMOUS in front of the juniors…
Thanks to The Star, Thanks to MamaMia!, Thanks to Suyan, Thanks to SoonHooi and FINALLY thanks to Jean.
because of The Star bringing MamaMia! to Malaysia, and SuYan telling me about the online contest, and SoonHooi recommendation of a add-on of FireFox, I got 2 free tix!! Then with facebook, Jean that poor lady wanna go to watch it too~ and thant day she snapped this!
this is the pic!
that is Jean’s smelly scarf…doubt she ever washed it…and she took a pic of me in this….i was that silly to do so….like the famous pic of Afghan girl in National Geographic…before i took of my scarf….and this is after i took it off…
steve mccurry's afghan girl
haha~
she and her 2 female friends–suyan and ruhui…wanna make me as a feMALE…ahh~
i was mentally-physically-sexually abused
attempting to force me to wear it as Sarong…=’((
anyway…the juniors found the pic…and they were attempting to immitate mee…
the 2 yichuan wannabees
ya…they failed…Jean caught my eyes and angle at the right moment…but these 2 camwhoring girls just failed to do so MISERABLY…
then they went to KotaKinabalu, thought of their failed attempt…they braved their souls once again…and took this pic…
the wannabeeeeeeeessss
never stop trying….after i saw this pic…they improved a tiniest bit la…cuz now the face exposed is less already…haha…
How I came to find out these pics? THEY TAG MY NAME ON FACEBOOK…calling me MIANG~ the eyes are miang~
i fainted* @@
whether they are plainly picking a guy to laugh at to show their alpha female side…or wat wat else…I am taking this as compliment…so I thank Jean…that pic garnered UNexpected effects…haha~
YA….one more thing…they are calling me Sandwich guy…you know why~
because of O’Briens sandwich…they know a lot of things….which I think they are like super 888 people…scarrry~
better avoid them during clinical years….later laugh at me again…huh!
