Penang Knights and CNY January 30, 2009
Posted by meehoon in jokes.Tags: CNY, crazy
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Apparently a lot of people come BACK to Penang during CNY…and celebrate CNY with their FAMILY…
before i begin with all my usual crapzzz…it is late now…
HAPPY CHINESE NIU YEAR everybody…i promise you all…i will try to get marry soon…so that i can give you all ang pows…maybe next year…wink*
OK…
so what happen during CNY in Penang?
traffic gets heavier…
hawkers get richer…
people get fatter…
all these are heavy stuff!! mercedes+charkoay teow…BMW+BMX…all increase the general BMI of everyone…
in the end…
PENANG sinks…plus
i’ve already gained weight from Tg Karang…and i brough all those RESTU forms back to key-in…especially the RESTU forms…PENANG SINKS…MORE…
so i wonder…why last time the ang moh didn’t cheat the Kedah sultan more land…so that Penang can be bigger…support bigger population…because i heard Kedah is like New Zealand…
they both have 1,000,000 cows…haha…wtf…
they don’t need all these lands...FOR COWs…moo~
afterall…people like zhiyi also come to PENANG…and if she come…ah fai will come…then PENANG WILL SINK A LITTLE BIT MORE…
and if zhiyi come…she will go Gurney for RedBox...then wind will blow…clouds will gather…then?? RAIN…PENANG SINKS MORE LO…
THEN HOW??
since they all like Penang soooo much…but PENANG IS SINKING…
few more years…people will come together-gather…discuss lo…discuss what le??
INVASION mission 1: Kil-da-kedah
i am sweating…
this is so hot…
but i think invade Perak will be better…they are richer…and ONE THING FOR CERTAIN…
if you take bus back from KL to the northern part of malaysia…PERAK is the place you travel longest…this is very annoying…because i hate the places there…there are so many places…some place will rain every time the bus passes…kanasai !@#$&^$#@!!!
so if we take control of their lands…then distance from KL back to Penang…will be shorter…SEE???
i am so sorry people…if we must call a war…it will be now!!
BECAUSE:
1 during CNY, so most Penang KNIGHTS are back! stronger…
2 during CNY, other people busy celebrating ma…so their defence is weaker!!
3 during CNY, they all have more money…so when we invade…we will take their money!! $$$$$$
but this year…CNY?!!
BULL YEAR…!! i nearly forgot…kedah will be stronger…because many cows…so f**k it… we will cheat Kedah once again…bluff them to combine with us kill Perak then we kill them back…
ngek ngek ngek~ crazily….wakakakakakaka~
i am so sorry…
one double espresso…one double machiato…one hot chocolate…mind a bit twisted…
i write, i talk, i bullsh*t January 18, 2009
Posted by meehoon in talents.Tags: my nonsense
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nope…no way…i am not going to deny the fact that meehoon is a super duper low class bullsh*tter…nay? ya…i am…
i talk, i laugh, i talk, you laugh, i talk, i forget, and yet…i will talk again…no prob right?
i pick you, i am a prick…i laugh at you…cause i like it…you mind? i am sorry…BUT i am such a prick that…i pick myself…and i laugh at myself…
no prob man…have some fun…medicine? OMG!! MAD-INSANE!!! so…there is a gr8 example there…from the comment by yeeming…hehe..i have replied…but nah…it is not HOT enough right?
so here i am…sitting here…THINKING…very HARD…mind you…VERY VERY VERY HARD…on how to reply to him smartly…bcuz i was thinking…IF only i had been in a relationship with myself…i would write how much mole i have on my skin…every part of it…and take off my clothes and let everyone palpate…because i will get to scrath my itch off too at the same time…i am horny too…haha…
i would even take off my watermellon coloured brief…and bare myself naked…because i think whatever we have is for sharing…but of course…with limitations…haha…you can’t touch that!! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF IT!!
in capital letter…BOLDED…
i think a lot of people is reading this…or they might think this guy writing this is such an arsehole…with nothing better to do…is gossiping…
YES…you are RIGHT…wakkaka…if you have guessed that…i think i am so smart…that i can sit here and write everything i like…because i think if this is heaven..i am god…not in capital letter…wink**
so IT IS NONSENSE@@ @#$%^%!!!
hey brother and sister…only one brother and one sister is mentioned here…hell no!! brothers and sisters…this is my email thmychn@msn.com send me your email so that i could send you invites…so that you could be part of this nonsense world…
the point is…i am just using this as a channel to point the tip of my knife at anyone i like…while hanging myself on the edge…things backfire at times…haha…
The Talents To Change January 2, 2009
Posted by meehoon in 2008 recaps, talents.8 comments
Over these few years, from the first day of commiting ourselves into slavery and submitted to BDSM in OnG posting, Outdoor in JKM posting, voyeurism in surgery and fetishism in InternalMed…we have grown…into a more mature…experienced…slaves…*wink*
~so pro~HAHAHAHAHA…hehe
#We acquired talents…evolved into some nasty creatures…we are in our own world with Balthazzar there to rule us…and meehoon and hokkienmee to be eaten (lame)…we are almost there to celebrate the new year = birth of new species…before we indulge outselves into becoming paedophiles in Paeds…or necrophiliacs in Forensics…they are new challenges…#
before we move on…let see where were we…and who are us now…
OK…i’ll show you THAM YI CHUAN first…abo people will say i only TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE…ya la who else…YOU LO…kanasai one…
mee before
mee now
it is kinda amazing right?? yeah…i suppose so…
The reality is…i spent a lot in cutting hair…but the result is still the same
so…if only i could…
next up is NG CHEN FEI
steve normal
becoming…
eve
but most of the time he looks like this
kanasai fella
so apparently, we all change…into something not so friendly looking…
BUT the truth is…up till now, i am bullshitting you guys…*highlight to see* - WTF…_|_
~
- Ah Ken -
noob ken
pro ken
do you see that??
SEE IT PROPERLY…
without the jaundice look…
without the ahbeng glasses
RM?? haircut
after befriended meehoon
and
ta-dahh!!
he is pretty now…
*cough
- Joeann -
joeann before in love
loveann - as in Joeann in love
i don’t have to say much
picture tells thousand words
ps. the TOTO gal behind her is kinda pretty too…
=(^+^)=
- zhiyi -
zhiyi- trying to suck in her baby fat
model zhiyi
RUMORS – rumoured that the drastic transformation was she finally “see” ahfai after so many years of “looking” at him since secondary school years…
FACTS – the best collections of this gal’s picture is in ahfai’s acer laptop…sshhh…just ask him…hehe…
- nelson -
this is my 15years of friend and counting…all i can say is if narcissism is a sin…he is way way waaaaaaaaaayyyy x12.30 in hell ady…
hey look at me! *wink
hey look at me! i'm SamSoong after MJ-ed myself
and THIS??
look BradSoong is me!!
and YOU seriously think that is all?? That THIS IS IT?? that i would actually make Nelly looks good?
OH~NONONONO…WRONG!!
.
.
take a loooook at this….
i'm nelly, look at my belly!!
or to see it CLEARER…
belly *private
and i actually think he will kill me when he finds out…
see??
reader out there?? i am actually risking my life here…for you all…
- kimteck and ahfai -
if i put them together…you will know…heavy weight CHAMP! Just like nelly…all these bellies…haha…
PS. loongy *select all to see la…she is included oso la
siape punye?
see the curve?
CLASSIFIED…i’ll get killed…if i tell you who is he…
belly
again..
i cannot tell you who are they…
- yap su yan -
su yan
and she becomes
marshmallow
~
people change…many people change…
time flies…like the butterfly is so easy to die…=,=”
- to be continue -
