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There is a disease spreading widely these days. Epidemiologist assured that this disease is still localized at this undisclosed location but a relatively convincing source of the author claimed that several infected individuals escaped the quarantine place and went back.

While they haven identify any organism or vector carrying this disease, they are calling its clinical code name – cliche t.k. It is believed that this is an air-borne disease that has strong infectivity but luckily it is not causing any fatality, according to a clinical epidemiologist. This is a very serious condition infecting mainly those staying in close contact, assiociated with high humidity and hot weather. It is believed to be a new variant or prion-origin protein that is causing this havoc.

Due to sensitive issues that authorities are refusing to disclose, we are unable to identify the outbreak area.

It is believed to be adrenal origin in nature because it is assiciated with adrenaline surge and depression. However, VMA (vanilylmandelic acid), one of the adrenaline metabolites that in excreted in urine could not be identified in those infected.  Those infected will be experiencing symptoms of encephalopathy causing difficulties in choosing words of expression. Therefore, causing some psychological distress and phychomotor disorders. 

Unfortunately, due to limited technology at the outbreak area, initial CT and MRI scan could not confirm signs of encephalopathy. On the other hand, most of the patients refused brain biopsy which is very invasive. While this request is causing distress among the villagers, strict restrictions of quarantine isn’t helping the situation at all. 

According to source, these are the symptoms and name of the person infected: (it is strictly classified and please notify the unit stated below this page when you see any one of them)

1. Cliche – Gerby~
     Patients – RuHui Lim, KuanYew Yong & SuYan Yap
     Suspected – SoonHooi Lim 

They are frequently caught saying “gerby~” with the “ger-by” ended with a decrescendo, wave-like tone. 
When will they say this? As mentioned above, it is associated with adrenaline surge or depression, they are found saying this whenever they found something they thought disgusting.
Pathophysiology behind it is thought to be distressing scene comprehended by the mind and causing emotional disturbance, thus causing adrenaline fluctuation. Postulation.

2. Cliche – Echo
     Patients -  ChenFei Ng, YiChuan Tham, SoonHooi Lim & ShaoNan Khor

These people are found to end their sentence by producing echo. Example like : ” It is very FUNNY~NY~Ny~ny~ny…” 
When will they say this?  It is thought that whenever these people wanted to stress or highlight a statement, they will DO it. One of them, CF Ng even will produce writing sentence with echo. 
Pathophysiology: Causing agent may provoke some childhood memory from the limbic system.

3. Cliche – Woo~oo
     Patients – SH Lim, CF Ng, YC Tham, KY Yong, SN Khor, SheeKiang Teo, Alvis Lee & HockChin Chong 
     Suspected - KimTeck Ng, Nelson Soong, SoonKen Chow, WaiLoong “loongy” Loh & ChunFai Ng

When will they produce this sound? Adrenaline rush plays a major factor in this presentation of symptom. When they are placed in a excited situation or distress situation, this will come out automatically. 
History: When asked on how those people from different states in this country is simultaneously producing this sound, it is found out that they all know a guy known by the name Ng “nkte5207 ” KimTeck. 
Pathophysiology: Unable to identify. 

4. Cliche – “- 到~ 没有话讲!”
     Patients - HC Chong, Alvis Lee & CF Ng 
     Suspected – YC Tham

Similar to cliche No.3, whenever they are caught in a situation which enable them to particularly express the seriousness of a certain issue, they will inevitably produce this expressive sentence.
History?Pathophysiology: Believed to be originated from Johor. Otherwise unknown.

5. Cliche - 显之~
     Patients – RH Lim, SY Yap & KY Yong
     Suspected –  CF Ng, SH Lim & YC Tham

When will they say this? It is believed that when they faced a negative situation like ” hey, report you do this ah!” or “tomorrow go kampong k?” they WILL say this.
 

Motor disturbance include forming both knuckles and moderately shake it laterally and medially, alternately, at a frequency of 2Hz. It is hard to describe it, but once you see it, you’ll never forget it.

But hopefully you do not see it as this disease is highly infective, YOU MAY BE INFECTED!

It is a syndrome. It is an outbreak. It is spreading to KL, Teluk Intan, Segamat, Penang and Ipoh. 

Please call (ki-siao ki-siao ki-siao, i ki-siao) 03-737373 173, the Hotline and look for Mr Kisiao LimPeh. 

Meanwhile, save yourselves, I will keep you all updated.