SuYan –> marshmallow April 26, 2009
Posted by meehoon in jokes, life.Tags: jokes, marshmallow, suyan
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Well, ah ha!!! YOU feel that??!! You feel that??!! YOU FEEL THAT??!!!! woo~wooo~WOOO~~
Close your eyes…ok…read these few lines before you do it…You will close your eyes…and imagine…YES, suyan is so nervous right now…she don’t know what I will write in this post…her face…is plethoric…pumped with hot pulsing blood…imagine that….and imagine that your face is just centimetres away from hers…you could feel the pulsation transmitting through the air between you both…IT IS THAT INTENSE now…
and I am getting really excited now…CAN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW??
if you saw her face like that…she will wave it off saying she has thin skin…*laugh* lolz…
now she will frantically scroll down to see what kind of pictures I will upload later…OR she would have already done that!! YES, she would…and now IF SzeWern is reading this, she will nod…unconsciously…and WOW…SuYan reads this!! She will say ” SzeWern, you better don’t!!”
BUT she just did…haha~ OMG…
Well, ladies and gentlemen~ That is YapSuYan…calling herself iheartmarshmallow in sugar.honey.medicine….because her name she intended to put is taken…lolz!!
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Should I sing praises about her? Please don’t nod SuYan…I can’t see it…and please don’t engorge your face like a genital will when excited…but aren’t you are feeling excited now? nervous?? haha…Sorry about the medical ANALogy…bad bad medical student syndrome…my bad…my bad…
You guys laughing out there…MUST protect me if SuYan is within 10metres from me…she would kill me with a sniper if she can now…
OK, before I launch a series of attack on her…I would like to thank her for driving me to MamaMia! la…then sorry, i still owe you a McFlurry…
THAT IS IT!!
When she knows I am writing this…SURPRISED!!
slurrp~prise suyan...it is you this time!!
well…i can’t find any pic of her in red steamy face…sad…=’((
the hmph-luckily-you-din-find-any-ugly-pic-of-mine face
OKOK….sooooo sooooooory…
all and all….she is a nice gal…real nice one…that try hard to speak good mandarin…laughed at my contonese…bad hokkien…adn weird threshold to laugh at a joke…and bad/weird sense/crappy sense of humor…her jokes…i gotta tell you, can kill a thousand of crows…
and make you freeze till you have urinary retention…
Yi Chuan –> meehoon April 23, 2009
Posted by meehoon in jokes, life.Tags: afghan girl, facebook, mamamia, miang, O'briens, penang, sexual abuse, the star
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Yes, it is Yi Chuan…Last post we have introduced SoonHooi or rather laughed at him, taking advantage that he is now recuperating from his Lasik surgery…and he will not be looking at computer screen for few weeks…
haha~
okie, yichuan is a guy from Penang. Loyal Penangite Penang Knight!!! He is not so approachable, or rather, not that friendly on first impression. Declared that he is not a gentleman. Likes wine, beer and guiness draught beer…wah~
= = “
Okay~ describing myself is a hard job. You know why I am writing about myself today? I once said, I want to find someone beautiful that understand what I am thinking so I don’t need to talk so much. I found it just now. I found him when I was standing in front of the M-I-R-R-O-R…mirror…haha…yala~ I am a narcissist…woohoo~
That is why I am describing myself instead of letting other people describing mee…haha…
But I don’t think you guys wanna know mee too deep right? Who are you all? FRIEND?? OMG….don’t be naive~ better know mee less, I am a A$$H0l#….zzzz…
anyway, I am in EAMSC OC…after I have successfully appealed to stay inside…I can focus more on it. THEN~ I came to know that I AM SO FAMOUS in front of the juniors…
Thanks to The Star, Thanks to MamaMia!, Thanks to Suyan, Thanks to SoonHooi and FINALLY thanks to Jean.
because of The Star bringing MamaMia! to Malaysia, and SuYan telling me about the online contest, and SoonHooi recommendation of a add-on of FireFox, I got 2 free tix!! Then with facebook, Jean that poor lady wanna go to watch it too~ and thant day she snapped this!
this is the pic!
that is Jean’s smelly scarf…doubt she ever washed it…and she took a pic of me in this….i was that silly to do so….like the famous pic of Afghan girl in National Geographic…before i took of my scarf….and this is after i took it off…
steve mccurry's afghan girl
haha~
she and her 2 female friends–suyan and ruhui…wanna make me as a feMALE…ahh~
i was mentally-physically-sexually abused
attempting to force me to wear it as Sarong…=’((
anyway…the juniors found the pic…and they were attempting to immitate mee…
the 2 yichuan wannabees
ya…they failed…Jean caught my eyes and angle at the right moment…but these 2 camwhoring girls just failed to do so MISERABLY…
then they went to KotaKinabalu, thought of their failed attempt…they braved their souls once again…and took this pic…
the wannabeeeeeeeessss
never stop trying….after i saw this pic…they improved a tiniest bit la…cuz now the face exposed is less already…haha…
How I came to find out these pics? THEY TAG MY NAME ON FACEBOOK…calling me MIANG~ the eyes are miang~
i fainted* @@
whether they are plainly picking a guy to laugh at to show their alpha female side…or wat wat else…I am taking this as compliment…so I thank Jean…that pic garnered UNexpected effects…haha~
YA….one more thing…they are calling me Sandwich guy…you know why~
because of O’Briens sandwich…they know a lot of things….which I think they are like super 888 people…scarrry~
better avoid them during clinical years….later laugh at me again…huh!
Soon Hooi –> Balthazzar April 20, 2009
Posted by meehoon in life.Tags: hostel, laser treatment, life, optimax, soon hooi, spectacles, story
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Yes, it is Soon Hooi we are talking today. Today IS the day where Soon Hooi is going to undergo a dranstic transformation. He is going to wave goodbye to the pair of spectacles that provided him vision all these years.
Goodbye the 四眼仔 goodbye the spectacles.
Goodbye the cornea.
Please observe one minute of silence as we remember them how they brought this colourful world to paint his memory all these years. From today onwards, he will not be looking at the world through that few minimetres of lens. But letting the light shining through his own lens into his retinas. He will remember that moment, he will cry, he will remember when was the last time he had this experience. That is the consequences of reading too many books, too many manga, too many hentai, played too many DotA, watched too many porns and so on…
But thanks to Optimax…he will regain his confidence again…you will talk to him when the semester starts…then you will realize how…how…how…BIG ….how….how….DARK…his eye BAGS are hanging on his face like a lactating cow breast waiting to be milked…only this one is chocolate flavored…=D
Actually, it is pity that his english name is sOOn hOOi….you see? the name tells us that this fella is going to wear spectacles for his life!! sOOn hOOi….sOOn hOOi…sOOn hOOi….
*periood*
As he is gooing too have that surgery, he will noot be spending much time in froont of coomputer screen any time soon…Soo, we need too play soome serioously crazy games befoore he gooes intoo hibernatioon…after lunch, we wanna start oout games…BUT…from far I heard
“yichuan~”
“yichuan~”
But I am listening too LeeHoom at that mooment…then came again…
“BELLEROPHoON!!”
OMG~who is calling me?!
it is that fella…that soon noot too be 四眼仔!
FINE…he loocked himself ooutside when gooing too shoower the tooilet boowl with his urine…leaving him wearing OoNLY thin thin clooth..because i wouldn’t call that a toower…
WTF!! woohooo~ then I was just soo sad as I loost my oold camera phoone, aboo I woould have shared his super shy face too the woorld!!
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let us see how was sOOn hOOi look like…and what will he look like after the surgery??!
Boolthoorzoor
nasty pic~
the hand intending to molest his spec...
the ”so sad i am wearing a spec” face…
the yerr~ my eye bags so dark face
the "haala~haala~ eye bags big la~BIG la" face
like this~ =p
the "I FOUND OPTIMAX!!" face
ya….we know sOOn hOOi…finally…u can goo too play soome spoorts d…noo moore lame excuses that yoou are wearing spectacles!!
Hoow will he looks like withoout specs??
erasing the specs...then...ma like this lo...
haha…
HOPE to see you without the specs oh! can play BASKETBALL oh…
Training Camp: How to be in TOTAL Control April 13, 2009
Posted by meehoon in introduction, reviews.Tags: control, dota, hong kong, korean food, pork, total, training camp, weekend
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Well, I really have a lot of things in MY mind recently. I want to write them out here as I think problems I am facing now is also due to the fact that I am a medical student in this University. BUT I think as one of the writer and reader of SHM, I don’t want to read or write anything less than nonsense here, at least till now…
I attended a training camp. This is what we do, and what I see during the 3 days I’m there, at evets’ house.
Day 1
“Hey, we are going over his house until Sunday la, wanna come?” loongy replied my SMS…why not?!
But I have to admit one thing, knowing that I may not be able to continue to stay in my room for the coming year, my room is a total mess…like World War 3 just erupted and indeed it IS!! big deal…don’t want to mention it…
We went there, me, loongy, nek and evets lor~
Arrived, saw his mum “aunty!!” waited for delicious homecook dinner, damn that evets, house so near…can eat everyday le…I don’t really have to wait for his mum to ask us feel at home…because I damn envious of evets luck…and I just made myself as her son…ate like a..like a…man…hehe ^^ We had supper too…his mum so nice la…(actually I miss his mum’s fried bittergourd with eggs…)
We bathed, we DotA-ed, we set the alarm to wake us up at 9am. Wanna go to eat dim sum.
Day 2
We woke up at 12.30pm. Missed dim sum. Sleepy. His mum went back Johor. We DotA-ed. Then bathed. Then wennt to a HongKong restaurant – Calorie. Nice foods. But need to wait very long. Sitting there, trying to remember last time having breakfast. Couldn’t remember. Don’t care.
BTW, loongy was away too meet his schoolyears crush…Was reluctant to go at first…but love desperado….he went anyway…
Went to buy Tong Kei eggtart…one of the few eggtarts I can recommend other people…good! Wanna extent our lunch to tea cuz lunch ended at 2.30 anyway. On our way to Old Town, walking, it rained. We ran to car and went back.
I saw a very tempting sofa…full of lust…like a devil in angel’s body…flirting me…OMG, i gave in and sinned…slept from 3pm til 6.30pm. Dreamless. But I remember evets came and sat on my right. He gave me a feeling like my monther. Then he sat on my right. Feels like my girlfriend. So the meaning is ” Right mother, left girlfriend”.
Apparently we all slept, we DotA-ed again before went to fetch loongy at LRT station. Heard nek said he was woke up by his loud snoring…sad…for a few times…haha…^^
Saw loongy, he claimed that he is so smart to SMS us that he had arrived at LRT station while he was still at KTM station to prevent us for being late. But we were having killing spree at that time. Never give damn. He waited quite long also.
Went to Korean Restaurant – Dae Jong Gum (i think so). Stunned by the price. Ordered pork neck meat one another pork thingy and glass noodle with pork and korean instant noodle that cost RM10 alone. Anyway, it was a delicious meal. The meat super nice.
Had Tau Fu Fah before going back. Wanna play pool but raining again.
DotA-ed again. Set alarm at 8.30am. Wanna eat dim sum next day. I sleep in the living hall this time. Their hands were damn itchy….touched here touched there…
Day 3
I woke up. PU-ed. Saw the clock. Disappointed at myself. It was 12.30 pm. Missed breakfast AGAIN.
DotA-ed. But raining heavily. evets fried maggie mee. It was not appetizing at all. But we were super HUNGRY. Ate all. Plus MILO as well. DotA-ed again. Old Town. Buy eggtart again. Laughed.
Went back. His mum were busy cooking. SUPER fantastic dinner. Ate a lot. Like the Pork Stomach Soup. Thumbs up. Like the sweet mango. I ate all. evets grumbled to his mum, saying I ate all. haha….
Packed and back. Sad. Back to my room that I may leave anytime. KANASAIIII….
why is this happening to me??
@#$%^& management. Just let me grumble. OK….
thanks.
No pic. Sorry. All P&C. I will try to curi from evets la. But will filter lo~haha…
