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All set for a BOOOOrrrring post…

You all know why I have not been updating SHM for some time?? it is because I’ve decided to write about LIM SZE WERN…BUT unfortunately me or fortunately her…there is nothing much to write about her…and thus PITY her…

The first day she rested her first step in UKM…the sky became dark…and the clouds gathered in front of the sun…a pseudo-eclipse…then with the winds blowing and the trees swaying…flapping the leaves, giving the impression that the nature was clapping to welcome her….and all the dried leaves on the land being blowed, rising midway into the sky, forming kinda standing ovation sight…

At that very moment, the clouds give way to a stream or light…shining upon her…all the way to registration counter…and that moment…all the rose petals formed a red carpet leading her…i wonder how long that moment last…but it seemed like we just had some minor brain damage, being deprived of oxygen after holding our breath looking at her and tried to make a illusion of her froom her fading shadow…

i’m sorry…

if that is not enough…i’ve tried my best szewern…

but she is our fac Queen…

 

 

 

she deserves some compliments…

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but if I were to sing praises of her in this whole post..it will not be fair for other female colleagues right?? 

but well, she is not all too sweet girl type actually…can’t deny it may be partly due to some corruption of mind by her evil-sampatness-filled Jean roomie…=p

I remember…she was just like suyan when she is drunk!! i mean the face only la…

Yeap! You heard me CORRECTLY…she was basically talking some silly stuff when she was drunk in Langkawi…after having a bottle of beer…

her face…erythematous…her eyes couldn’t focus…and she started talking openly…lying on the bed with the leg still folded in front of her…hugging a pillow…the guys were anticipating her next topic as she became more and more daring and keen to talk…BUT there came an evil fella…her side kick…suyan Sayap! “shh!! shhhh!!! szewern you don’t know what are you talking right now!! shhh!!” 

runining the situation….ish!!

BUT…haha!! in a rather lucky situation…I CAUGHT HER HOLDING something like this!!! NAH!!! GOTCHA!! naughty naughty ah limszewern…what were you girls doing ah??!!

 

 

 

These are just some rare moment of LIM SZE WERN! How much do we really know about her true self other than…

1. Damn daring in talking “SomEthinX” after drunk
2. Naughty in front of her girl bunch

WHAT else??

She doen’t MSN…she rarely Facebook…SO i GOOGLED her!!

1. Lim Sze Wern…A1110xx..merit 77.5
2. Holding several posts in AMSA and other programmes
3. Bought her current Myvi plate number for RM400
4. Name appeared in a blog….apparently she was always with the so-called “cool gang” back in secondary school…
5. in another blog…it shows pics of her when she was in secondary school….in jolene’s blog…you know who right szewern?

Other than that…total mystery… 

YOU better tell us who you are now LIM SZE WERN!! I know Bond girls are all pretty pretty and evil one!! 

but you are too coward la…Skytrex also chicken-ed out…tsk tsk…

 THIS IS SOME RARE MOMENT ALSO…SZEWERN SIMULATING BO-ing
 

Bowel Opening....3...2...1...pooo~