of itchy saturday in medical life June 20, 2009
Posted by meehoon in life, reviews.Tags: dome cafe, gold tie, medical life, midvalley, saturday, toilet, topman
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it is officially a I HATE BUTTON ZIP day…it makes you, whose bladder is distended…searching to your right, and look to your left…frantically searching for this sign…GENTS…
yeah...like you can when your bladder is full...
first drop of the urine came out already!! GOSH!!! i’m not having overflow incontinence gua??!!
alas you found it!! get inside…HELL!! is it passing urine hour??!! all urinary bowl is occupied! = =|||…
sweating…sympathetic NERVOUS system was activated 15mins ago…
URGH!! why don’t these people flush away their shit?!!! you get in to the No3 cubicle…OOO~ don’t come out yet!!! don’t don’t…the urine was like ladies waiting in front of 70% STOCK CLEARENCE SALE in front of VINCCI…urging me…
BUT WAIT!!! i was wearing a short with BUTTON ZIP!!! hell… = =”’____
BUT BUT BUT….ahhh~ i am fast…today…phew~
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LESSON OF THE DAY:
“still thinking of buying more shorts or pants or jeans with button zip?? THINK again dear….”
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well, today was saturday butt itchy day…you just manage to wake up 15mins just before you can sing GOOD MORNING KUALA LUMPUR(BALTIMORE)!!! and shake your butt….for whatever reasons that made me sleep till this late…i don’t care…like i will…i deserve the sleep…=D
yesterday was madlife friday night booze night…
what happen when your butt is itchy?? you can’t sit properly…scratching it didn’t seem to relieve it…it seemed like psychological…you bathed…and it was still ITCHY…then you told yourself…i am going out la…MIRACLE!!! not that itchy anymore!!
then miracle leads to another miracle!!
wonderful day….
everything seems so nice!!
old haggard old uncle with i-have-no-time-to-shave-la beard was smilling at you with as-you-can-see-i-don’t-have-time-to-brush-teeth-also-lar set of teeth….HAPPY =)
every girl was wearing lesser…
every aunty and grandma looked 50 years younger…
and ugly men were still UGLY…
GAYs were STILL GAY…
ooo~ and most importantly…my butt was not itchy anymore!!!!
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here is the thing…you will also see the most wonderful thing in the world….4WORDS…SALE!!!!
and all those whatever prefixes in front of this symbol — %
then you will certainly make sure that you are not dreaming…because you were taking alcohol last night…then you try this…almost certainly work!!
—-DEAR—- you saw a GOLDEN SLIM TIE…
gold!!!
—-OMG—- you saw a vintage T shirt with a reprinted design…
i have no idea what this print means...
then you PAID the cashier…ooo~ it was so comforting…you know that you are not dreaming…because you feel a sense of guilt beneath that awesome feeling of happiness and joyfulness with a tingling bit of pain in the wallet aftertaste…
<<<<<<<YOU ARE DEFITNITELY NOT DREAMING THEN….=)) wahaha….>>>>>>>
and more %%%%%%% greeted you and more and more $$$$$$$$$$ say goodbyes….
BUT you are GLOWING…
*REST* you need some rest!! – - —> ooo~ DOME is the place….
ordered carrot cake. WHY? because you want to clease you soul, as you have taken a fairly awful carrot cake at delicious..thinking back…ewewwww~
ordered afogatto. WHY? espresso with a scoop of vanilla is a MUST TRY…
=fellow readers=
you must be thinking….why no pic of the FOOD?? because i don’t have nice camera…you can buy me one if you want…BUT even if i have a good camera, i am afraid i will not be able to take a good pic of the foods!!! which you can only GO AND TASTE IT YOURSELVES!!!
wink wink wink!!! and you know it was a lucky day because the first metered cab you fetched agreed to take you back and actually charged you by meter…well, it is fairly hard to get one back to hostel from midvalley you know?!
=p
Diagnosing Life June 18, 2009
Posted by meehoon in life, questions.Tags: diagnosing life, medical life
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Well, I have pressed CTRL+A and DELETE for 2 times now. The first time, I managed into the 3rd paragraph. The 2nd time, 2nd paragraph. Thinking of how to make this less philosophical.
and this is the 3rd time…last i wrote until i almost finished the whole post. But i figured i have neslo ice just now. I can afford some late night sleep!
the 4th time…haha…call me anything you want to…
entering medical school in year 2006…we are now 4th year medical students…let me bring you guys back…
you gals defitnitely look younger now...=p
be red and cheerful
oo…you look like a piece of shit! and the guy beside you is the asshole…and haha…that’s the dung that bloody mouth ate…you guys are a cycle!! — of course i never think of any of this…but here are are now…coursemate…bad smelly fat short…we will be together for 5 years…and if luck is not on my side…another 2 years of housemanship…i hope my luck is not that bad until it extend to MO…finger crossing…*praying hard* ya praying everytime before the list of group comes out…
haha~
there we are…wearing oddly…smiling crookedly…staring to know each other…and here go stories…some are attached…then some broke up…ouww…then rumours were flying…
holding hand??!!who who who???
and hey! they are together…intracourse relationship…and ah….it was obvious…they broke up…and there were the so-called curse of medical school intracourse relationship…haha~
i love you, DUDE = =''
then ya…personality-wise…we have our own group of friends…and go for vacation…to each other’s hometown…
in penang
in kedah
but sometimes…occasionally will be together…
mooncake festival
and then pooof!! clinical year…tg karang wonderous time…couldn’t understand those that don’t enjoy it…there is really something wrong with those people…like clinical life too much and tg karang is not offereing them that?? probably…nah…hate talking about those people…but tgkarang is so nice that we revisited it…
going to the sea!!
to some randon place...
meeting new people..and my own group some weekend random boozing time…how much fun…
hongkong friend coming over...and booze
how many good lives you have lived??
but how many good probable good lives you have left behind??
you never touch your piano/violin for a year now?? alwats stuck with the same page of novel for 2 years now??
burning midnight oil...=D
looking at your phonebook…thinking hey, how long i have never contacted this guy? or this girl? will he still remember me? how is he doing? going back to your own school? but how long you never go back d??
how often you call you family??
do you know which year your sister is in?? i suck as a bro…
and how often you are reading my post and have some random laugh?? and how often you are sitting up late at night thinking back? like what i am doing now….except that i wrote in down…
we learn…we diagnose…we treat…how often we disgnose ourselves??
i haven’t think of any title yet June 3, 2009
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OKAY…first..I would like to welcome Uncle Lim, SzeWern’s daddy for viewing this blog…(phew…i hope i didn’t write anything too bad about his daughter)
It has been so long I haven update anything here…so I would just like to review what have we all done so far…
So far, 4th year posting can be summarized as depressive…
In orthopaedics…you see WHITE bone…white is dull…
In paediatrics…you see CHILDREN…children is…*i’m speechless*
In opthalmology…people can’t see…(5 human senses -1 =4)
In ENT…people can’t hear… (remaining 4 -1 = 3 human senses)
In anaesthesiology…you realize that it is just too unbearable…so you sedate yourself…
In psychiatry…you still need my elaboration? you are admitted as patient…
so…what can we do so far??
and our juniors are just a sore to the eyes…a metastasized tumor or the already painful sight…
maybe we behaved just the same…but haih…quote from wanchen’s facebook shoutout which she smartly quoted from a bookmark written with – add life to your life and not years…smart right??
but how many of us is actually doing this?
BOOKS and BOOKs and BOOks and BOoks and Books and books and so on…for all I know now is I am stacking LANGE physio and LANGE pharmacology together to do my routine push up…and all other medical books I bought to lengthen my bed so i can put extra pillow on it…
So herego my random rants…BORING RIGHT??
ya…one thing…i got to know that my neighbour which was my schoolmate which we played few time basketball together…happen to be shot dead when he robbed a bank the other day…
OMG…this is sugarhoneymedicine!! it should be HAPPY AND STUPID…i think I am rather hardworking in this 4th year…so I matured a bit…so I don’t talk nonsense anymore…so expect a rather mature YICHUAN in tomorrow…for I am MADtured now…lolz…
ok..so u see…nothing funny today right….shoot…i am dead meat…i should go see a shrink…i am losing mys-el-f…loosely..tmd…mfsob…()*&@#$%^&*
