Sugar.Honey.Medicine

it is officially a I HATE BUTTON ZIP day…it makes you, whose bladder is distended…searching to your right, and look to your left…frantically searching for this sign…GENTS…

first drop of the urine came out already!! GOSH!!! i’m not having overflow incontinence gua??!!

alas you found it!! get inside…HELL!! is it passing urine hour??!! all urinary bowl is occupied! = =|||…

sweating…sympathetic NERVOUS system was activated 15mins ago…

URGH!! why don’t these people flush away their shit?!!! you get in to the No3 cubicle…OOO~ don’t come out yet!!! don’t don’t…the urine was like ladies waiting in front of 70% STOCK CLEARENCE SALE in front of VINCCI…urging me…

BUT WAIT!!! i was wearing a short with BUTTON ZIP!!! hell… = =”’____

BUT BUT BUT….ahhh~ i am fast…today…phew~

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LESSON OF THE DAY:
“still thinking of buying more shorts or pants or jeans with button zip?? THINK again dear….”

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well, today was saturday butt itchy day…you just manage to wake up 15mins just before you can sing GOOD MORNING KUALA LUMPUR(BALTIMORE)!!! and shake your butt….for whatever reasons that made me sleep till this late…i don’t care…like i will…i deserve the sleep…=D
yesterday was madlife friday night booze night…

what happen when your butt is itchy?? you can’t sit properly…scratching it didn’t seem to relieve it…it seemed like psychological…you bathed…and it was still ITCHY…then you told yourself…i am going out la…MIRACLE!!! not that itchy anymore!!

then miracle leads to another miracle!!

wonderful day….

everything seems so nice!!

old haggard old uncle with i-have-no-time-to-shave-la beard was smilling at you with as-you-can-see-i-don’t-have-time-to-brush-teeth-also-lar set of teeth….HAPPY =)

every girl was wearing lesser…

every aunty and grandma looked 50 years younger…

and ugly men were still UGLY…

GAYs were STILL GAY…

ooo~ and most importantly…my butt was not itchy anymore!!!!

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here is the thing…you will also see the most wonderful thing in the world….4WORDS…SALE!!!!

and all those whatever prefixes in front of this symbol — %

then you will certainly make sure that you are not dreaming…because you were taking alcohol last night…then you try this…almost certainly work!!

—-DEAR—- you saw a GOLDEN SLIM TIE…

—-OMG—- you saw a vintage T shirt with a reprinted design…

then you PAID the cashier…ooo~ it was so comforting…you know that you are not dreaming…because you feel a sense of guilt beneath that awesome feeling of happiness and joyfulness with a tingling bit of pain in the wallet aftertaste…

<<<<<<<YOU ARE DEFITNITELY NOT DREAMING THEN….=)) wahaha….>>>>>>>

and more %%%%%%% greeted you and more and more $$$$$$$$$$ say goodbyes….

BUT you are GLOWING…

*REST* you need some rest!! – - —> ooo~ DOME is the place….

ordered carrot cake. WHY? because you want to clease you soul, as you have taken a fairly awful carrot cake at delicious..thinking back…ewewwww~

ordered afogatto. WHY? espresso with a scoop of vanilla is a MUST TRY…

=fellow readers=
you must be thinking….why no pic of the FOOD?? because i don’t have nice camera…you can buy me one if you want…BUT even if i have a good camera, i am afraid i will not be able to take a good pic of the foods!!! which you can only GO AND  TASTE IT YOURSELVES!!!

wink wink wink!!! and you know it was a lucky day because the first metered cab you fetched agreed to take you back and actually charged you by meter…well, it is fairly hard to get one back to hostel from midvalley you know?!

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