Sugar.Honey.Medicine

so many questions surrounding us…after entering year 4…this question suddenly popped up again…after being asked by loongy’s crush…

why choose medicine?

after a journey thus far…some left…by choice or by force…but that’s not the problem…why are we still keep on going? why want to become a doctor??

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here i have the answer:

1. SCRUBS are HOT and SEXY!!!

2. Hospital’s oncall rooms are filled with fantasies!!!

3. we tell people they are going to die, and they thank us…

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comparing with other occupations,

we are like ACCOUNTANT – we calculate fluid input and output and want to balance it!! *wink*

we are like ARCHITECT – we design and give people new faces *HI 5* and they might be driving around showing people “hey! you see i designed that building!” while we will go “i design that face, and that one too”

we are like ELECTRONIC ENGINEER – we connect “wires/circuit” too – by doing AV fistulas! *CLAP!!*

we are like CIVIL ENGENEER – we see the gap thus we cover it with a flap!

we are like LAWYER – they suck $$$ we suck lipid –  liposuction!

we are like POLITICIAN – we tell you things we should do when people die – coroner…

we are like PHOTOGRAPHER – we take only black and white!

we are like FILM MAKER/PRODUCER/CAMERAMAN – wow! Hollywood in real time!! Doing ultrasonography… and we could do PIXAR too…the 3d reconstruction and even 4d too…heard of that??? =D

we are like DETECTIVE/ PERSONAL INVESTIGATOR – we tell you your spouse is being faithful or not…our your spouse you are being faithful or not…when you come with genital herpes/syphilis

we are like PRIEST – where you come and say “father, i’ve sinned” except you say “doctor, i’m pregnant” hehehe…*WINK!*

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i can come up with more!! let give them a rest here…

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