Sugar.Honey.Medicine

#Imagine the amount of food a poor African boy could eat in a month. I ate it in 4 days.
Plus a tsunami of booze in my stomach with The Effect —- thinking in wonders when I was peeing in the hotel toilet: that I can still pee straight despite all that & “wow, the urine colour and the beer colour are the same!!” #

My food marathon, I am going to write in extremely fast way for you to read it and feel that the rush of peristalsis of “gulp!gulp!” sounds like “swift!swifffffff~”

Ready?? GO!!!

Time: 11.00am 19th Sept 2009 – 8pm 22nd Sept 2009
Destination : KLIA – Penang Island – Penang Mainland – Hatyai – Sg Petani – Penang Island

My INPUT CHART:

>>>>>salmon bread spread x3 – soybean – salmon bread spread x2 – soybean – orange juice – orange juice – ferrero rocher x3 – penang laksa – scallops – pork rolls (lohbak) – carlsberg – fried rice – red egg (from my grandma, she thought it was my birthday) – bak kut teh – steamed fish – BBQ fish – giant mantis prawn – koey teow soup – roasted pork – 7-11 hotdogs – waffles with ham – spicy koey teow soup – pineapple – mangoes x3 – lays chips – ice lemon tea – pork ribs – BBQ half chicken wing – vege salad called “pako” x3 – omelette – spicy herbal bak kut soup – some local unknown vege – fried fish (wrongly ordered) – somtam x2 – sapporo beer – cheers beer x2 – budweiser – wan tan mee – teh ais – steamed corn – baked glutinous rice with coconut – fish and pork porridge with egg (awesome!!) – cashew nuts – fresh coconut juice – glutinous rice with sweet mangoes – spicy meehoon soup with pork leg (the cook was pretty) – fresh fruit juice (carrots+mandarin oranges+pineapples) – yogurt drinks – fried oysters – fried koey teow – somtam – something unknown/forgotten but edible – ice cream –  tomyam seafood – crab meat with toufu – vege – “deeply baked” juicy pork leg – tea – singha beer – heineken – budweiser – sapporo –  thai coffee (awesomely bitter!!! yum yum~) – porridge – cham tea with coffee – bak kut teh – 5somekinda rice drinks – spicy wantan mee – loh han guo drinks – grandma’s soup – deep fried pork leg – vege soup with salted eggs – pork ribs – stingray curry – steamed toufu – kerabu papaya – asahi beer >>>>>>>

You may think that’s not much but wait till you listen to this -

My OUTPUT CHART:

>>>>>>urinated averagely 5 times per day – opened my bowel 1 time each day >>>>>>

and I did those in a rush, like so fast before you could even say “I am STUPID to read this!!” and “DAMN yichuan~” after that….hahahaha~

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Well, it was my birthday, and birthday is THE day to see if you are a pain in the ass or a sweet thing in the mouth…hehehe ^^

But silly me, I brought my lousy-handphone-without-international-roaming-all-thanks-to-my-dad phone with me to Thailand. SO, I DON’T KNOW WHO SMS WISHED ME AND WHO CALLED MY HOUSE. THAT PERSON THAT CALLED MY HOUSE – are you a guy or a gal or are you a gay?? Because my grandma can’t tell the difference.

Me: So who called?? A guy or a gal?
Grandma: Dunno la…The voice very soft…
Me: Was it XXX or YYY? some dudes that know my house phone number.
Grandma: No la. I remember their voice, not like that one de.
Me: So was it MMM or NNN?
Grandma: … (she has forgotten that she was talking to me, and went to help out arranging things that we bought with my mum, continues to talk about stories in the neighbourhood, especially my druggie neighbour.

Then, which left me speechless~

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I replied those that left message in Facebook, and those that sent me sms which were less than 24-hours after you guys sent it.

For those that sent me but I failed to thank you, I AM THANKING YOU HERE…THIS IS A VERY POPULAR BLOG =D lolz…

For those that I think I have thanked you but you actually didn’t wished me anything…WHY WHY WHY???? WHY YOU DIDN’T WISH ME??? or DID YOU??? oh NO!!!

p.s - Plus I needed to tell my family this “Hey, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY NOW, woohooo~” the first night before I went back to my room to sleep, just to fish some HAPPY BIRTHDAY…

= =”’ my life…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……

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My parents bought a couple-T and wore it the next day…I DON’T EVEN HAVE A REASON TO BUY ONE!!!

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These pictures were taken in some very dark back alley, which dogs wandering around, and soldiers checking every car…and nice folks cooking and serving nice pork ribs…

BUT, when we got ourselves there, the ribs were all SOLD OUT!!! So, my dad went and charmed/whateva i’m not so interested, and came back with 2 slices of ribs!! hehehe~ i think she told that lady it was my birthday…haha…ONLY 2…but they are the best!!! MY PRECIOUS….

I think it was because we don’t speak any Thai that got us late that night, we ordered the wrong fish too that day….lolz…

My mum and dad bought each a pair of Converse there~ sometimes they look younger than me…I should quit medicine…huhuhu =’(