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SHM quotes

“wanna be successful?? oh no~ try being suck-sexxx-full!!”   -yichuan-

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“F.O.S??? Fuck Or Suck or Fuck Own Self ?? ”    -jean & SW-

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” i woke up that day finding my buttock having urticaria. i think there might be catterpillar on it la!”
” then it has crawled to the front and become a pupa. so that thing hanging in front is not penis”
” no la…it has became a butterfly. hanging upside down”
“dysmorphic one. dysplastic wings”
-jeffrey & yichuan-

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“sometimes even if you are with the sausage for a long time, doesn’t mean you got to taste it”
-yichuan to jean when her BBQ HOTdog fell to the ground, at suyan’s house-

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